Size doesn’t matter? Tell it to someone who has to wear tight uniform at work, which put his big bulge in plain view – for all his customers to giggle at. Embarrassing.
That’s what happened to this guy on Reddit, who came to seek advice on the aptly named “Big Dick Problems” subreddit.
“I just finished my first week as a cook in an mid-upscale restaurant”, the man begins his story. “We are required to wear chef coats, tight fitted black pants, and a straight apron tied tight to the body.”
And that’s where the size issue comes into play…
“It’s about 40 degrees in the kitchen, and I’m a shower as it is, but with the heat everything down there is even bigger.
We have to wear our aprons tied tightly to the body, and I have a very flat stomach, so my bulge pitches a pretty obnoxious tent.
So whenever I walk into front of house in front of all our customers (which is a lot) the lighting in the restaurant makes my bulge cast a huge shadow down my white apron.
I feel like all eyes are on me, I’ve caught people staring and giggling and it’s pretty embarrassing. I just don’t know how to bring it up to the head chef.”
The commenters tried to offer some advice, mostly by saying he should just be blunt about it:
“Hey boss, you know all these people I cook food for? I walked out there yesterday and one of them joked about me playing with my dick back in the kitchen. I’m gonna wear my apron a little looser now. Mkay?