Poor Steve Grand – the out singer-songwriter is building a recording booth in his house, which drove him to go all butch and man-handle power tools and Acoustic Sealant.

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Steve Grand with white goo
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But he also ended up with some white goo all over himself – and not the pleasant kind. Now, he’s scared this will drive potential suitors away.

It started with a sexy caption about “Shooting this white stuff out of my big gun into every hole I can find”. It went something like this:

But the sensual part was over, when Steve found out this white stuff just won’t get off him. Therefore, he lamented his possibly lonely future:

Still, we’re not worried – Steve is still marriage material, acoustical glue notwithstanding. Of course, there’s always this: