Some headlines just make you go WTF, I know. But the world we live in is sometimes strange, and there are men out there who try to deep-fry their own cum, with olive oil, because… curiosity? (there was, however, that “cooking with semen” class in London…)
In this case, though, things ended badly.
This all happened to this guy on Reddit, who happened to read a 5-year-old Reddit post in which a woman fried something that came out of her vagina, in effect making “vagina bacon.” Yes, the internet is a weird place.
“I became intrigued”, the man writes, “and wondered what would happen if I deep-fried one of my own bodily secretions.”
So he did.
I got my fryer out, and started heating the extra virgin olive oil. As this is happening, I start getting the tools necessary to collect the fried specimen.
I didn’t realize that before frying something, it needed to be coated in batter or something, so I just ejaculated directly into the apparatus. This my friends, was an immense fuckup.
By doing this, the 375 degree F oil suddenly popped, and hot (now non-virgin)oil began to sizzle all over my dick.
This isn’t even the worst part. After turning my dick into a corndog, I started flipping out and I actually ended up managing to spill it all over the floor which caused me to slip and fall onto scalding oil which essentially turned my left bicep into a chicken wing.
As you guys read this, I am currently in the hospital with 1st and 2nd degree burns due to me trying to deep fry my cum.