Some straight men like to experiment, some just fool around without thinking about it, and some, well, don’t stay straight. The straight men of Reddit were asked to reveal “the gayest experience you ever had” – and many of them did. Here are some of the interesting confessions:
1. OK, Now I Know
I was 19 and bi-curious. Found a guy on Craigslist, we met up at a sleazy motel. The weirdest experience of my life was realising that I definitely wasn’t into dudes when one was inside of me.
2. Let’s Play a Game
I had a friend in high-school that was as competitive as I was. We used to compete and make a game out of everything. Our favorite was “distracted Mario kart”. Basically, we picked an object and tried to use it to distract the other person while they play a race on Mario kart.
One day, we were both pretty drunk and started playing. it was an anything goes race, so while I was racing he started tickling me. When it was his turn, I tickled him as well, and it went on like this for another turn.
When it was his turn to tickle me again, I laughed and told him I was immune to his tickles and would win. He took this as a challenge, and tried to find new places to tickle me, places where neither of had gone before. He reached between my legs and tickled the inside part of my thighs.
At first, this felt really weird because I’d never had a guy, you know, get so close to my privates before. But I told myself it was just a part of the game and dismissed it. This kind of went on for a while, and before I knew it, he was pretending to “tickle” my private parts.
When it was his turn, I did the same thing he was doing to me, kind of like a game of Simon says. It was around that time that I realised that we were basically jerking each other off while playing our game, but it wasn’t overly weird to me for whatever reason.
We played like that for probably an hour or so, and passed out. We never spoke about that night and we never played distraction Mario Kart after that;
3. I Could Kiss You Right Now
Close friend was dumped by his then fiancee, which in turn led to a night out of heavy drinking. I remember saying something along the lines of “I don’t know why she’d leave, but I’d kiss your beautiful bearded face.”
After hearing “so do it then” from near by, I did. Someone bought us a round later because we “made a cute couple.” I’m guessing it was the “so do it” person.
4. A Day at the Beach
I was swimming with my friend in a lake at a crowded beach. He grabbed my dick and said “whoops, a fish”. Never asked him why he did it.
5. The Facts of Life
This happened the weekend after Pokémon go came out. I went to a gay club with my girlfriend and a few of her friends.
I was playing it outside since someone set up 2 lure modules at the front entrance when a huge cross dresser comes up to me and says “you want the circle to be as small as possible” and I said “I thought bigger was better” and she replied “that’s because you’re a bottom”
6. Go, Bears!
First day on the job I had to deliver spring rolls to the bear bar next door. Being 19 and innocent at the time and had a little mutton-chop thing on my face and my high school spirit shirt (our mascot the bears) and every soul in the place looked right at me.
I was mortified and even more so after the big screen bear porn caught my attention. I get back to the kitchen at my job and my coworkers are on the floor laughing.
7. To Each his Own
When I was about 13-14 I had a wet dream that I came inside Al Gore. Never been attracted to men, that dream freaked me out for many years.
8. Show me Yours. And yours, and yours
A few nights ago I was staying in a cabin with about 11 friends. It was a 50/50 split of guys and girls and over 2 nights many litres of hard liquor and a respectable amount of weed was consumed.
At one point the 6 girls decided they wanted girl talk, so they banished us guys from the bunk.
Being severely inebriated we decided that we’d have guy talk which quickly devolved into chanting “COCKS COCKS COCKS” and showing each other our nuts.
9. There are rules!
I once flirted with the dude working the drive thru at McDonald’s, because I wanted some extra Sweet n Sour packets.
He seemed into it, but he didn’t give me any extra Sweet n Sour packets. Seriously, who do you have to fuck at McDonald’s to get some extra Sweet n Sour packets?
10. Let me show you how to do that
In undergrad, there was a guy friend and a girl friend of mine who really liked each other, but were too scared to make a move.
They were talking one night while I was in a state of drunkenness, I dipped him back and kissed him, then stared her in the eye and said ‘see how easy that was?!’
They started dating that night, married 4 years later.
11. Happy Ending
This one time about 6 years ago, I met this guy at a friend’s house and he was gay. We had a good time chatting and he asked me if I wanted to go on a date. I didn’t know what to say so I said yes.
Now we are married and have a house. That’s pretty much the gayest thing I have ever done.