Quiz: Who said it – Graham Norton or The Queen of England?

“I don’t think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness.”

“Grief is the price we pay for love.”

“I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast.”

“Britain’s such a twisted, weird little place.”

“It’s amazing how I can just ramble on for hours, isn’t it? And so unentertaining or uninteresting. But I can ramble on for hours. It’s a sort of terrible gift, isn’t it?”

“These wretched babies don’t come until they are ready”

“1992 is not a year I shall look back on with undiluted pleasure. In the words of one of my more sympathetic correspondents, it has turned out to be an ‘annus horribilis'”.

“All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead.”

“Lipstick does not automatically mean that a woman is a slag.”