It sounds like a scene right out of a porn movie – but when it happens in real life, it can actually be kind of gross – which is what happened to this guy on Reddit, whose friend decided to have (gay) sex on their shared bed. While they were BOTH on it.
We are on vacation and are basically sleeping on a king sized bed and they’re right besides me having sex in several positions, moaning etc.
I can hear the pounding and the noises and see it all even though the lights were off… was reflection from street light into our hotel room. They were literally 5 inches away from me, my friend right next to me with his legs in the air. UGH.
Who does this? Is this normal in the gay world? How should I approach this when he wakes up? I am so grossed out and want to go home! Have completely lost respect for him.
Some of the Redditors were shocked, some wondered why he didn’t join in, and one noticed this:
“They were literally 5 inches away …”
I will not make a dick joke, for I am an adult. Repeat 3x