So OK, we all watch gay porn every now and then (some more than others…). But if you watch too much porn, you start mixing real life with what you see in porn – and there are some… big differences.

gay porn vs real life

1. In gay porn, the pizza delivery guy is always a hot stud

Pizza delivery guys in gay porn
Photo: JetSet Men

2. … And he’s always willing to have sex with his hungry customers

3. In gay porn, every “straight guy” is one smile away from gay sex

4. In real life, when a tourist asks you something in the Czech language, he is NOT asking for a threesome

Czech tourists in gay porn
Photo: Bel Ami

5. In gay porn, cops are ALWAYS hot, muscular studs waiting to have sex with men

police officer cop with donuts

6. In gay porn, clothes come off in lightning speed

7. In gay porn, no one ever needs lube. Just stick it in!

8. In gay porn, there are no gag reflexes – UNLESS that’s your fetish

Man eating big cream cake

9. In gay porn, men always cum on command, and never prematurely

10. In gay porn, all the men in the room are either hairy or smooth. Never the two shall mix

11. In real life, when someone stops a van next to you and asks you to come in, it DOESN’T end with sex

kidnapped man in a car

12. In gay porn, pubic hair never gets in your mouth

13. In real life, pool boys have a REAL job to do

cleaning the pool

14. In gay porn, locker rooms serve a single purpose

15. In gay porn, bottoms are always super-flexible yoga masters

16. In real life, gay sex is hard to come by. Oh, wait…

Man in bed with a phone