Sometimes you walk around in the forest, and you see a giant wood, and you just HAVE to get naked. And if you’re as hot as popular YouTuber AbsolutelyBlake, then we all want to see that happening. Thankfully – we can…

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AbsolutelyBlake is a 149k-strong (and counting) YouTuber, who we often get to see naked, alone or with one of his equally hot friends.

This time, Blake was in the forest, when… this happened:

The puns just make themselves here, don’t they? Plus, we’re not exactly sure what he’s doing with his hand there… and what the tree has to do with that… and wood… and… we’re getting distracted here.

Oh but wait – why settle for one, when you can get three?

We’re going to catch our breath.