1. “You don’t see ME parading my sexual activities”

“You don’t see ME parading my sexual activities”
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2. “You’ll die alone and miserable”

“You’ll die alone and miserable”
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3. “But you don’t look like ‘them!’”

"You don't look like them!"
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4. “Don’t tell your father, it’ll kill him”

“Don’t tell your father, it’ll kill him”
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5. “Do I need to worry about you hitting on me now?”

“Do I need to worry about you hitting on me now?”
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6. “Babe, I’m the one who can turn you straight”

“Babe, I’m the one who can turn you straight”
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7. “…In THERE? It’s unnatural!”

“...In THERE? It’s not natural!”
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8. “Now I will never have grand kids”

“Now I will never have grandkids”
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9. “I don’t understand, how exactly do you have sex?”

How do you have sex?
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10. “So which one of you is the man?”

Which one of you is the man?
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11. “There’s a gay guy at my local Wal-Mart, you’d be perfect for each other!”

“There’s a gay guy at my local Walmart, you’d be perfect for each other!”
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12. “I don’t want my children to see such things, they’ll get influenced!”

I don't want my children to see such things"
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13. “Maybe you haven’t met the right woman yet”

“Maybe you haven’t met the right woman yet”
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14. “It’s not real love!”

"It's not real love"
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