With the new Star Wars movies already in our lives, it’s time to look back at some of the more… “sexual” Star Wars quotes (from the earlier trilogies!), and of course, remember those extraterrestrial hunks…

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1. “I don’t care what universe you’re from, that’s got to hurt!”

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2. “Ani? My goodness, you’ve grown!”

Anakin Skywalker with his big lightsaber
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3. “Now that I’m with you again…I’m in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. “

Anakin Skywalker Shirtless in Bed
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4. “We’ll take him together. You go in slowly on the left…”

Obi and Anakin - We'll take him together. You go in slowly on the left...
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5. “Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel, don’t think. Trust your instincts.”

Obi and Qui gon
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6. “You don’t need guidance, Anakin. In time, you will learn to trust your feelings.”

Anakin and Palpatine - “You don't need guidance, Anakin. In time, you will learn to trust your feelings.”
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7. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”

Han Solo and Chewbacca - Gay Porn?
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8. “Back door, huh? Good idea!”

And Solo and Luke Skywalker
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9. “Look at the size of that thing!”

Luke and Obi - "Look at the size of that thing!"
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10. “Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?”

Luke and Yoda - "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
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11. “Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”

Luke Skywalker - "“Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
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12. “I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.”

Luke and Palpatine
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